Royal Gossip
              

                !! Stolen Baby Clothes Have Been Located !!

               This morning a couple of newborn human babies were found 
             in their cribs NAKED as little Jaybirds,
             their clothes taken in the stillness of night
          
              My reporters found the missing onesies being worn 
              by 2 tiny two pounders
                Darling & Dear of Roselane Fainting Farm

               

              
                 As usual Hillside Acres Wee Man thinks he is "the man".
                  Recently,he recruited a couple of boys to join his ranks.

                                
                     Hillside Acres Jack Frost           Hillside Acres Mr. Chips
                     *Be on the look out for this Trio of Trouble*

                
              
             
              Click on the Poster to see
                who puckered up for Royal Smooches !!

               

             
              The ongoing feud at Flying M Farm between 
               Mystery and the geese has escalated to a new level !! 
             This aerial attack is just too much for a goat to stand.
             Mystery is plotting her revenge as we speak!

             


                 
           The fence lines at Redbud Eight 
              are buzzing with whispers of a REVOLT !!
               Due to the extra attention Hillside Acres Wee-Man
               is receiving from Granny Glo !
               
            Wee-Man w/ his mom Hillside Acres Hazel
            his dad is Apache Landing Durango
             

                

              
                  The FBI,CIA & Canadian Mounted Police
                      have reported Sir Taco of CA (also known as Bird Brain)
            has been flying around the countries opening
                 gate latches so goats can party.
                    He is now listed as one of the 10 Most Wanted !!

                  

               
                      Do you suppose Brody is practicing to be a Ballet Dancer ??

                 

                  
                  The Honorable Bubba Gump,from TN  
                 has been encouraging bucks and bucklings
                   to join the ranks of the Royal Eunuchs.
                

                

             

                  How did they do this ??
                   
                
                   they are much more brave than this Empress will ever be ! 

               
        
                      
                Belle's Boy, David, of Goat Hill Farm 
                 placed 2nd in the Smiling Goat Contest
                  MGR Show Millington
                  Cute as a bug !! I do not mind losing to this cutie!!

                
          
              
           Dr. Cabrito, the infamous Goat Psychologist
             is making an emergency visit to Little Falls Farm.
            Seems there are some serious issues with Nutterbutter & Blue Steel.
               

                 

                 It has come to my royal attention old women lose their minds !!

              Now This !!!!
                 
                 Look what Ma has done to my boy,Sir Legacy's crown of bangs !!
                 
                  Before                                     After
                     She said Sir Legacy will see the world in a new light ...
                    For her information he was seeing his world just fine.
                      How do we fix this mess???
                    


                   

                     
                  as Empress, I DEMAND a Recount
               in the recent Smile Contest at the MGR Show in Millington!
                  There is NO WAY this OLD GOAT,Ms. Dian, 
                Beat me by taking FIRST place !!

             Remarks from Ms. Dian:
             "Age Before Beauty ,My Dear"
              &
              "Experience has it All ~ hands down"

                 

                
                    A brawl over JD & Sundrop at a recent show has been reported.
               It is my understanding GM started the altercation. 
                 Then sat on the sidelines to watch, while sipping his brew.

                 

                 
                       Also reported was the kindness of a friend helping a friend. 


                  


                
              Buck Lee ~ Wonder Falls Farm
             wants to be a Knight in Shining Armor
        

           Baby Ruth ~ Teeters Farm
                thinks he is one RUDE DUDE !
                 
              Baby Ruth,
                  You Reap What You Sow !   
                   
                 kisses,Empress Kachina


                  


                   
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